Trekking and Tubing.

Hello.

Just in Laos at the moment, which according to Elliot is the most bombed country in the worlds history. Travelled from Chiang Mai on a 17 hour VIP bus. I am still struglling to work out how they managed to call it a VIP bus as we were crammed into it like a can of sardines. Chiang Mai was a great experience and we did so much. On the first day we went to a Tiger farm, where you pay a flat rate to go in to the tigers enclosure. Ben and Harri choose the small ones as they wanted to see the little babies, but we went for the massive ones. At first we were all speechless and didn't really know how to approach them but the trainers assured us they were completely safe. (We did have to sign a form agreeing that if we were mauled to death it wouldnt be the responsibilty of tiger farm Chiang Mai......cheers) The tigers were really cool and we got pretty close to them, our ones were called "Jackie Chan" and "Bob Marley". After petting some of the most deadly cats in the world our guide took us to this Snake farm. The snake show was better than the last one as the trainer was more of a nutter. He made to King Cobras fight each other, then he kissed them. (great party trick). After our wild day we booked a two day trek deep into the jungle of North Thailand. Our guide was a fantastic bloke, he nicknamed James, "Rambo". He made him sit in the front with him so he could always talk to him! Anyway our jungle trek started off with a causal elephant ride, our elephant was old and naughty we called him T-Pain. He kept on spraying us and demanding banannas (Naughty T-Pain). After the elephants it was a hardcore trek up the hills, we stopped off at some cool waterfalls and lagoons. Our guides made a bamboo bong which we all stuck a question mark on. We climbed 1200 meters to the hill tribe where we stayed the night. The climb was a little too much for a certain Mr. Watson and chundered which the people at the base of the hills could probably hear. The hill tribe people were really friendly and the children sang us songs. We slept in a bamboo shack and had a terrible night sleep. Next morning, rise and shine. Was a pretty awesome site too wake up at the top of a mountain, left the tribe then the heavens opened. Rain rain rain rain. After sliding back down the mountain, covered in mud. White water rafting was on the cards. Quite tame but fun all the same. 2 day trek came to an end, never been so tired in my life! Then it was a chill out day then off to LAOS...........

VIP Bus- Shambles. Got to Vang Vieng, went tubing. Majestic. Will explain more about that another time. Too tired now. Just going to type words and you can figure it out....

Tiger Whisky, buckets, Beerlao, jumps,zip wires, loud music, river, people, spray paint, beer pong, 11am,bars, danger, fun,safety, the M.I.N.E game, Scandenvian girls.


Anyway heard the royal wedding is this weekend. Shall be watching that one (not). Good luck to will and kate. Also well done too Fernando Torres for scoring his first Chelsea goal. Your now my backround on my phone congrats........

Message to the Bozz= Heard about the Watty antics, gill and turn I feel for you. Shall I bring some Ninjas back with me to sort it out?! Revenge will occur in the summer.....

LOVE TO ALL

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